youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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