We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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