Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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