I must be too annoying 4 u.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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