Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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