We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.