I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I puked a lego.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete