Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
