You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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