Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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