I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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