Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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