im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You can make out without kissing
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