Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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