Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think my nap took me to another dimension
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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