yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
how does that bad decision feel?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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