pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You're completely useless in the revolution.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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