Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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