I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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