Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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