I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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