u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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