i don't like sucking hair
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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