how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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