White coat. Heels.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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