"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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