I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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