very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.