I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
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Just cropdusted the office
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.