I'm drive I can fine osifer
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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