You surviving the open bar?
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im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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