i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.