nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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