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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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