she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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