She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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