Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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