weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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