Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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