If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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