he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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