PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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