Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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