The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just invented taco cereal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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