It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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