I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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