i permit you to call me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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