youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize