Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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