As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
