Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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