Your tits are I can't wait for
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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